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wumbolivia:

Hi I’m back to remind you to follow my new blog I’m probably gonna be more active on it now!! @ivoryella @ivoryella @ivoryella

hedgehogcalendar:

(【ハリネズミカレンダー】July 24｜7月24日 (日) 今日は『河童忌』から)

Cucumber Fact of the Day

he still ain’t shit

emergencyoranges:

Peep this young cuke aesthetic.

Anonymous asked: I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR WISHLIST. *grabs holy water eye drops* I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT *puts holy water drops on eyes* YOU KINKY CU 'CUM' BER;)

No offense but you sound like someone from the fandom side of tumblr that I’d beat the shit out of

It’s healthier this way

Someone submitted a picture of a girl masturbating with a cucumber so PLEASE DONT DO THAT

terruer:

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Keep a cucumber in your purse at all times. Don’t ask why

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Anonymous asked: You are gorgeous and we should totally hang out sometime

sure anon I’ll be over in an hour

Whoever you are pls unfollow me immediately thanks

Cucumber water won’t gonna detox your sins away babygirl

Anonymous asked: Nudes or?

What

Cucumbers are the best murder weapon bc the cops will never suspect bludgeoning with a cucumber. Also, you can eat the evidence